More funnies from our students😂😂😂

• I bumped my head on my teacher’s teacup 

• I’m exhausting 

• My brother has fallen over and grazed his knees. He needs a plaster and can you clean it properly because it has sand in it.

• I have a rock in my foot.

• A girl hit me in the head with a jumper

• A person called ‘Milo’ ( like the drink) pushed my finger super duper backwards and it hurts.

• ( Returning an ice pack) Its run out of cool.

• My friend has hurt a little piece of his hair. 

• My eye hurts and it feels like I swallowed a bone

• You remember when I had that heart thing in my chest?  Well now I think it’s in my foot. 

• My heart has stopped.

• Child: Has my mum rung yet? Me: No. Child: Not yet?  My mum is kind of a bossy pants to me.