More funnies from our students😂😂😂
I bumped my head on my teacher’s teacup
I’m exhausting
My brother has fallen over and grazed his knees. He needs a plaster and can you clean it properly because it has sand in it.
I have a rock in my foot.
A girl hit me in the head with a jumper
A person called ‘Milo’ ( like the drink) pushed my finger super duper backwards and it hurts.
( Returning an ice pack) Its run out of cool.
My friend has hurt a little piece of his hair.
My eye hurts and it feels like I swallowed a bone
You remember when I had that heart thing in my chest? Well now I think it’s in my foot.
My heart has stopped.
Child: Has my mum rung yet? Me: No. Child: Not yet? My mum is kind of a bossy pants to me.