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Our funny Librarians!!

Sandra Matai —

We have chosen some jokes from books in the Library we think you may like.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy!


Why did the computer hide his cheese?

So the mouse wouldn’t eat it! 


 By Jade C


What’s an aliens favourite snack?

A Mars bar


What does Willy Wonka use to clean his teeth?

Candy floss 


 By Georgia B


Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept.


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they are expert dribblers. 


 By Victoria P